Hold Up, Lekker Bru! 🚦
Welcome to the next chapter of Coolest Xpat Vibes—our online home is getting a full reboot (read: more stroopwafel-powered sass, epic expat rants, questionable advice, and memes that’ll make your Dutch neighbor blush).
Right now, this Saffa is officially “on holiday” (read: dodging bikes in some other country or just hiding from Dutch weather). So the website? She’s “CLOSED FOR REMODELLING”—but only so we can bring you even more stories, tips, and insider laughs from the frontline of expat life in the Netherlands.
Coming Soon:
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Funnier blogs
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Harder-hitting rants
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CXV merch drops
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Fresh “only in NL” stories
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And way more questionable life choices
Until then, I’m off collecting more memories (and possibly sunburn). Need me?
Shoot a WhatsApp or email—even if it’s just to moan about cucumber prices:
Otherwise, sit tight. Cry in the koekie aisle. Blame the wind. And check back soon—this “bru” will be back with more expat misadventures and unfiltered wisdom than ever.
P.S. If you see me, say “howzit”—unless I’m napping, then email please.