C   OLEST X PAT VIBES

You just landed at Coolest Xpat Vibes — where Saffa spice meets Dutch directness, and expat fails are celebrated like a last gasp Bok try!Here, we don’t do fake. If you’ve called your fiets a “bliksem,” cried over missing boerewors, or thought poep was cute (spoiler: it’s not), you’re home.

Honest laughs, lekker stories, and survival tips for surviving the flatlands with your dignity mostly intact.

Not sure if gezellig is a feeling or a side effect of too much cheese? Same, bru.

No Pinterest-perfect nonsense — just proudly Saffa, a bit confused, and ready for a laugh.Scroll on, kom ons lag, and remember: if in doubt, blame the weather and eat a koeksister.